Feeling Bored & Mischievous? Then Ship Your Enemies Glitter

We all get how annoying it is when you open up a card and glitter goes absolutely everywhere? Imagine how irritating it would be to get an envelope full of glitter With the help of this cool website you can send glitter to your friends, family or foes without having to get covered yourself! Genius!

We hate glitter. Some folk call it the herpes of the craft world.

But what we hate more than anything else are the heartless people who get their kicks off by sending glitter in envelopes.

So the team at ship your enemies glitter have had enough, so here’s the deal to fix your boring day: there must be someone in your life right now who you can’t stand and would love to prank. Whether it be your annoying neighbour, an irritating family member or that pain in the ass Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.

So pay this company money, provide an address anywhere in the world and satisfy your boredom by sending them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that shit in every nook and cranny for weeks. They will also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this funny gift.

Note: the pile of sparkly stuff will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage. So go on! stop being bored and start pranking someone now!